Cup of Coffee and other dangerous phrases

I got a hit on a dating site (scary, I know), and the guy asked to meet me for a cup of coffee. Sounded good so I said yes. Then I got to thinking, does "cup of coffee" really mean cup of coffee, or has that changed too ? Enter urbandictionary.com.
OMG!!!! I was appalled to find out that "cup of coffee" apparently is code for sex, or refers to an orgasm. Imagine my surprise ! Be careful, ladies, when you agree to a cup of coffee with someone !

Other words to watch out for:
"the time" - giving someone "the time" means having sex with them. "Pardon me, do you have the time" is no longer something we can say !

"teabag" - I don't even want to write what this one is. Suffice it to say that includes dunking a body part in someone's mouth.

"toss salad" - When someone asks you what you want to have to eat, NEVER say "I would like a toss salad." This involves licking and rear ends. Lettuce will never be looked at the same way again !

If you want to know other words to avoid, go to urbandictionary.com or ask your teenager ! Now I know why they are always snickering at menus!

As for me, I am going to write back to the dating site, tell the guy there is NO WAY I want to go for coffee, and then perhaps become a mute !