My "friend" has suggested that the only thing that could make our relationship better is if I become more vocal ! I know those of you that know me must be laughing your butts off, because rarely have I been accused of needing to make more noise or speak up more ! I am a "cards on the table" kind of gal. I say what I think, damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.
However, not in the context that my friend is talking about. He wants dirty talk ! "Oh, put your big ........ in my ........", "I can feel your great big, hot, ............" etc. You know, the kind of encouragement that turns some people on and makes others, like me, either cringe or laugh out loud ! I am serious ! And how encouraging is in when in the midst of pleasure, either your partner says something to you that makes you just dissolve in a fit of laughter, OR even worse, you can't shut off your mind and are spending valuable nooky like trying to think of something "sexy" to say that won't make you sound like you are in a bad porn film ? Maybe I should watch some porn films so that I can get tips on how to say that crap with a straight face. (Do they show people's faces in porn films ?) Since when is moaning and getting your partner's name right not enough ?
Maybe I should just say practical things like "I need more foreplay than just flipping me on top of you." Somehow I don't think that's the kind of vocal he's looking for !
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